Yachts of Fun Wednesday, Jul 15 2015 

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Calling all Chicago women! Come join me on a fun filled cruise around Lake Michigan aboard a cruiser yacht. Enjoy free appetizers and adult beverages! This is a networking event for women. There are only two available slot left.

Please meet at Dock B, Slip 10 at 12 noon. We leave at 12:30 sharp for a 2 hour cruise. It’s 15 minutes of networking and then the rest is fun in the sun. No work, no dating.

No shoes or smoking! Please contact me asap if you would like to join this amazing group of women.

 

Dating Doggy Style Saturday, Mar 29 2014 

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Chicago – Is your dog your date and only soulmate?  America’s Dating Coach, Patti Feinstein has teamed up with LuvBiz Chicago and Northshore Auto Spa to unite singles with dogs.  We will be playing, hopefully in the mud and rain at Independence Dog Park in the Exercise Area in Libertyville.   We want to get down and dirty.  

The event begins at 11:30 on May 3, 2014.  Obviously, the dogs and cars will be pretty muddy so North Shore Auto Spa will clean everything up.  Even your dog!  While they’re hard at work, LuvBiz and Patti Feinstein will be hosting a mixer in the lobby of the car wash.  We will be serving gourmet coffee and treats while the singles meet and greet!

Independence Dog Park is located in Libertyville outside of Independence Grove on Milwaukee Avenue (Rt. 21), just North of Buckley Road.  When you’re done playing, drive your messy selves over to the auto spa located at 2744 Skokie Valley Road in Highland Park.

So why are we having this special event?  Because LuvBiz Chicago just opened a North Shore office at 2700 Patriot Road in Glenview.  LuvBiz has been busy mating people for the last 30 years and Patti Feinstein, America’s Dating Coach has been sending her clients to them for years with great success.

The event is $5.00 if you’re not a Libertyville resident payable at the park.  And to make things more interesting North Shore Auto Spa is offering a 50% discount to all cars and dogs.  The car wash is typically $40.  The dog washers will also be on hand to clean your pooch while you schmooze.

It’s a win-win.  You meet new people with help, your dog can finally play hard and everyone gets cleaned and fixed up.

Don’t be left behind with tail between your legs!  We’ll see you on May 3rd.

 

Online Dating Profiles Saturday, Nov 5 2011 

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Things not to put your profile

I can dress up to go to a black tie affair or can wear jeans (very generic and seen on almost all profiles) who would want someone that they couldn’t take to a wedding, c’mon, think about it.

Sense of humor…………sure everyone wants to date a drone. Put in the type of humor that you have and paint a picture of it. i.e. Seinfeld just cracks me up, a dry wit gets me everytime

My spouse left me and I feel like it’s my turn
Me, me, me instead of you, you, you………I can envision the first meeting. Boring, boring, boring.

I have 16 cats

I love to shop

I love sports, my favorite teams are the blah, blah, and the blah’s

I’m sensual. Walk the walk, don’t talk the talk!

I make over 100K

I’m attractive (especially if you’ve posted a picture) but it will always be my personal favorite dating faux pau because it tells me right away how narcissistic you are. Looks are in the eyes of the BEHOLDER, not the holder.

Things to make a memorable profile

Painting a picture of yourself. Describe yourself sitting on the beach with a margarita in one hand and an ipod in the other listening to Jim Croce.

Tell a funny story about yourself without describing yourself. A day in the life!

Differentiate yourself, look at other profiles first and see what everyone else is saying, then say something completely different. I had a dream where I was pair skating but the other part of the pair was missing. Do you ice skate?

Forget about desperately seeking Susan, it’s been done and re-done. Start thinking “do you like pina colada’s and do a take off on the words, it shows that you’re romantic.

Be unique………….what I lack in coordination, I make up for in my culinary abilities. At least, I don’t worry about tripping. Something cute but not klutzy.

Is it true? Do real men eat quiche? Be conversational versus descriptive. More fun to read.

Honesty………tell the truth regarding things you would enjoy seeing in another person. Don’t say that you like something because you saw a profile and the other person was interested in something but you liked their picture.

Spelling. May sound stupid but most people make too many typos which makes them look dumb. Spell check, spell check, spell check. Makes you look intelligent instead of intilligint. Your profile may say that you’re an attorney and then you say that. Women look for well written profiles. Spell check!

 

Looks Aren’t Everything Tuesday, Oct 13 2009 

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Let’s just pretend that there are women out there that like money, good looks, expensive clothes and ritzy parties. This is hypothetically speaking, of course. I don’t know anyone like this and I’m sure you don’t either.

Just for fun though let’s take “Barbie.” How did she nab Ken? It couldn’t have been her dynamic personality and charm. I think it was her house, her corvette, her hair and her extensive and very costly wardrobe.

I wonder if Barbie decided to walk down the street how many men would look at her, how many would ask her out and how many would want to marry her. I can’t imagine that she’s that much fun to be with. I had dinner with her and as I looked into her beautiful face and vacant yet sparkly eyes, I felt the conversation was somewhat one-sided.

I wonder what kind of mother she would be. What types of lessons would she teach her children? Can she even dress herself?

Have you ever noticed that Barbie never ages? She’s got the perfect body too, come to think of it. Who is her plastic surgeon? Dr. Mattle? I need to make an appointment with him.

I had another talk with Barbie and asked her why she thought that Ken was really interested in her. She didn’t respond. I thought to myself this is probably because these two are quite compatible. They speak the same language and both are a little shallow. Ken is kind of stiff, not that that’s a bad thing, actually.

Do we aspire to be Barbie? I don’t. I would rather have an attitude than a designer wardrobe. I think that one of the reasons that Barbie doesn’t have a lot of men to choose from is because she doesn’t have a mind. She looks good, but that’s all she has going for her.

I don’t see men lined up at the store trying to buy her. I don’t hear them talking about her. I don’t even hear Ken talking about her.

I think there’s a lesson here. Yes, looks are the initial thing and that is the attraction to Barbie but…….I’ll take attitude over looks any day of the week. I want to be heard and not seen. I want someone to like me for more than my clothes, my make up and plastic surgery. I think I’m more interesting that way.

Do you know Barbie? Do you know anyone that lives for clothes, make up and that sort of thing thinking that they are going to hitch a guy? As far as I know it worked for Barbie once and she doesn’t have the kind of relationship that seems to grow and become more passionate. Maybe Barbie should get a real life. Dump the wardrobe and the fancy car. I think she needs a hobby or two. Get a life, Barbie! There’s more to life than Botox.

 

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